Parody- Cinderella

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful girl named Cinderella. She lived with her stepmother and two stepsisters.

Nope. Not so long ago. This is actually real. This happened like two months ago.

As I was saying, Cinderella's stepmom and stepsisters were cruel to her. They told her to go buy groceries, go do the laundry, go wash the dishes, and they kept the wifi password a secret from her. How cruel! She was stuck in the attic (her room, btw) with no tv, no wifi, nothing. Imagine how boring that is?

One day, as she was buying that week's grocery at Robinon's, she saw a poster saying there's a huge, blow-out party in town. Just near her and she was planning to go. Little did she know that her stepsisters were planning too, and they were never ever gonna let poor Cinderella in that party with them.

She went anyway. What a rebel.

As modern parties nowadays, she just wore simple jeans and t-shirt and a simple make-up. There's no need for an old fairy godmother, really. She had non anyway, what she had was an old grandmother.

As she was sneaking out from her stepmom and stepsisters, her grandma saw her.

"Oh, hee-ey! Cinde-rella, where art thou going?" her Grandma said.
"Uhm grandma, you see we have a group project to do for school so I'm gonna be out for tonight." she replied.
"Ohh noo, I can smell lies, lit-tle Cind-y"
"Ugh. Okay grandma, I'm going to a party just a few blocks away. It's a secret please don't let them know! Make an excuse for me if you must! please!"
"Ohh-h. Ohh-kay as long as you bring me some beer back. And your curfew is 12 midnight! If you're not here by... Oh I'll add 15 minutes as a grace period. If you're not here by 12:15 I'm gonna tell on you."
"Yay! Thanks granny!"

And so that was it. It was actually Cinderella's grandma who set her curfew.
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At the party, Cinderella met the owner of the house where the party was held. He was her age, cute and charming. Coincidentally, his name was Charming too. Prince Charming. Weird.

She introduced herself as Cindy. And that was the only information she gave away.

They got to know each other, and danced, had fun, ate a lot. They were really happy that Cindy forgot to check what time it was. When she looked at her watch, she shrieked. It was 12midnight. Sharp.

"Prince! I really need to go. It's my curfew." she said regretfully.
"Oh? But it's still too early. Can't you stay a little longer?"
"No.. Goodbye, Prince!"

And she dashed away.

Due to a lot of people dancing and hip-grinding at the party, she was thrown left and right. Unfortunately, her shoelaces had been tagged off and her sneakers was left. She looked back to pick it but she saw Prince coming her way so she just left the shoes and continued to run.

She got home at 12:15am. She went to her grandma to let her know she's back and then immediately went to sleep. She kept thinking about Prince and how gorgeous and dreamy he was, then sleep lured her to a dreamless night.

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12 MIDNIGHT PRINCE'S POV

What happened to her? I need to find her. I think I'm inlove with her. Is that even possible? We just talked for 15 minutes and I think I'm inlove. 

"Hey Prince! You know that girl who just ran away?" someone asked.
"Uhm yeah, why?"
"See, she left one of her sneakers. Here it is."
"Oh thanks, man! I owe you one!"
"No problem, buddy!"

The Prince held Cindy's sneaker. He was so curious about her that he sniffed her shoes.

"Ugh! What the heck, that's the worst scent I've ever smelled!"

And so, because of the smell of Cindy's sneakers, Prince fell out of love. He decided not to pursue Cinderella. Poor poor Cinderella should always wash her feet.